KURT: You’re sitting in a fantastic office. You’re some kind of successful professional. A lawyer, maybe.
DAVE: Can I be a sports agent?
KURT: Sure. You’re a big sports agent living in the city of your dreams because you left Lima and never looked back. Your handsome partner comes to visit you in your office and brings along your son. You’re taking the rest of the day off work because you’re taking your son to his first football game. You lean over to your partner and you say…